Whenever you read (or such) something here, feel free to understand that there’s a reasonable chance that I’m wearing these (or future versions of such), if that helps.
And yes, the post title is a dreadful reference to the popular 80s film titled “Footloose” — and only imagination contains yours truly performing that epic dance routine in my stylish new footwear, because intentionally flipping my now 45-year-old body in any direction is unwise.
And while I would have no problem buying these openly without shame, I extend my sincere thanks to one of my best friends — for she is wonderfully responsible for this podiatry.
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