Never to let the shit hit the fan (yeah, shitty pun intended), but let the shit fly for a moment here.
Shit is a curse word, but that’s ironically a shitty conclusion by irrationality-worshipping shitheads shitting all over society selfishly for their own shit-eating grins.
We all have our shit, but the worst shit is refusing to own shit (especially when you’re caught bloody shit handed — yeah, some may find that’s some tough shit right there).
If you find this to be cheap shit, then I declare that you’re full of shit.
I’m not just recklessly throwing shit around here, like too many shitheads do — apparently in honor of monkeys flinging shit at each other to make harsh points.
This is serious shit.
This is the unkind of shit that sticks for the right reasons. The shitty truth hurts.
Everyone should give a shit, but not take any shit.
You could eat shit too (and some people do), but that’s thankfully unnecessary around here (importantly noting that I’m not judging shit-eating enthusiasts in any way, or some similar shit).
I hope you agree that we’re all into cool shit.
Cool Shit: “Some item, event or form of entertainment that is particularly interesting. More so than anything else one has ever seen.” — Urban Dictionary
That’s instead of shit of a cool temperature, and this sentence needs to end with the word shit, so this shit can flow right — so it does (shit).
May the cool shit hit us all as fans, and may your shit responsibly be the best shit ever.
That’s enough (of especially this) shit for now.
If you think this shit is good, then spread this shit all over.
Oh, and popularize Eerm (a master of scary and usually weird shit).